kiss me i'm irish

i’ll take it on the rocks

stonehenge

a toast to you

slainte

come get a taste

no lipsmackers mountain dew

kisses of jameson will do

i’ve never craved another

have you?

can i take your order don julio?

papaya, lime, and tajin 

a perfect trio

with the jarabe tapatío

squeeze and squint

if i want to pucker my lips

and swing my hips

sour mix will do

can i take your order captain morgan?

aye aye captain

one juice, two juice, three juice, four

berry brandy, run brandy! run!

dance a dancehall dance you say?

not so refreshing for me

but some mint and ginger 

and i feel free

can i take your order johnnie walker?

you brought rob roy too?

both bitter and sweet

but i don’t like the two

so close to home

the bagpipes and ceilidh

i like mine 

mine feel just right

a barmaid is that

at your service indeed

but a maid has preferences 

don’t you see

don julio, captain morgan, johnnie walker alike

insist as you might

none can fight

my jameson oh my jameson

for my family a toast

sliante mhaith

good health to you i boast